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PostSubject: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:20 pm

"OMG GET THAT ICE MAGEE HAT DAMMIT" Devin shouted to Kenny as they hid behind the outpost. "Foo' don't you see that giant bluefro guarding it?? You think i'm stupid?" Kenny replied with distress. "Dammit kenny, i'll get the fucking hat then, but if i i get eaten, don't ever forget how we met and that promise.."

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"Fi FY FO FUM, i smell villagers'' Jess the Cakinator reported to Matthew the Cakinator over her radio. "Jess, we must take them alive, the king needs entertainment." Matt replied. "Gramps got all the damn entertainment he needs. He already has Cruise Harleyquinn. I'm so jealous" "Jess, you're a giant, Cruise is an assassin, lets just focus on the mission''

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"Go faster you horse'' Cartman shouted as he cutted through the air like a hot butter knife on butter. All thanks to his newly enslaved colt named fee. "I'm gonnakill you once this curse the king has put on me hss been lifted. Gonna fucking bomb your face.''.

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King: what's your fav. Number?

Cruise:69

K: what is that and why?

C: uh.... Lets talk about cake....,

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Im the slums of Brownie town wanders a boy named devin. He dealt sugar under the clan name of 1414. In the hood, it was the way. The life. And the goods. His life was the shit until he met this guy in jumpers and a cap. He had the 'hat'. The hat on steroids.the hat thatt magically appears insise a castle. Once you get a 'hat' you change forever. Devin was overwhelmed by the guy wearing the hat. "Sugar, sir?'' "No thnk you, where's your parents kid?'' ''fixing the a/c'' ''come with me''

overwhelmed, he came with him. And thus the adventures of Devin and Kenny started...
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Im the slums of Brownie town wanders a boy named devin. He dealt sugar under the clan name of 1414. In the hood, it was the way. The life. And the goods. His life was the shit until he met this guy in jumpers and a cap. He had the 'hat'. The hat on steroids.the hat thatt magically appears insise a castle. Once you get a 'hat' you change forever. Devin was overwhelmed by the guy wearing the hat. "Sugar, sir?'' "No thnk you, where's your parents kid?'' ''fixing the a/c'' ''come with me''
overwhelmed, he came with him. And thus the adventures of Devin and Kenny started...
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"I'll throw a bomb away from that giant, wwhile she's distracted go for the hat'' kenny says. ""Whhy me?!?!? Ithought u were gonna go?'' relplied devin.
"Mofo who's got the bombs?me. Who can run faster? You'' ''fine''
Kenny charges up his throwing arm. BASHUUUU flew a bomb that magically appeared in his hand. Devin did his thing. he ran. He grabbed. The hat. The wrong way. Devin's tattered clothes started to form. His sleeves grew longer. His shorts becamee a long skirt. The fabric of his new clothes became satin and silk. Devin knew what happened. He became a mage. "DEVIN, RUN" Kenny shouted.WHEEEEEEEEEOOOOO BOOOOOOOM!!! "Run Devi-'' kenny's last words before the bomb hit him. Devin was frozen with fear and tears. Theres only two places where you could find those bombs. Genie and Jose. the two most feared pirates that ever lived.. Devin's feett was definitely permafrosted. Jose takes aim. Presses the trigger. Boom. Ching booooosh. Devin disappeared. it seems that Althena the warrior have saved him. Everyone knew Althena, she was the fastest and the best warrior that's ever lived. And with her agility, she took devin to a safe haven.
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"STEVEN" shouted the king. "I want boobies.''
''yes, your highness'' bowed Steven.
Steven snapped and a pretty girl apppeared.
"Juicy.... Your dismissed steve'' Ordered the king.
"As you wish''
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:58 pm

great way to start my morning.

the day devin uses his damn mic is the day i become a good warrior :suspect:

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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:00 pm

LOL, I LOVE IT!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:47 pm

The_Cruise wrote:
overwhelmed, he came with him.

Living proof of Cruise finally overcoming his homophobia. Now if only he expounded on the overwhelmed part..............

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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:58 pm

^_^ :study: loved it
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:22 pm

mallory, steve, althena, jose and genie will be in it soon :D
who else am i missing?
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:45 pm

I loved my part.....I would be jealous of cruise if he was the assassin! D:<
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:55 pm

but im the joker >.<
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:58 pm


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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:01 pm

there need to be explosions and boobs somewhere
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Sun Aug 15, 2010 9:29 pm

i like the story im in it alot :affraid:
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:14 am

I like the pics before and after transformation.
Brings back some good old memories of Dungeons & Dragons too
More boobage and cakey please!

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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:57 am

Coming up ron.Coming up ron.
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:13 am

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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:12 am

Ron is king and he demands that you obey! Lol
Still love them. xD But I want my character to eat someone. D;
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:14 am

Jess the giant is still chasing the bomb that kenny threwJess the giant is still chasing the bomb that kenny threw
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PostSubject: Re: short story :D   Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:18 am

Thanks for rewritting that for me. I'm a bit slow. :scratch:
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